An Unconventional Gadabout

Ashlee. 25. Texas.
Mostly random, probably hilarious and definitely majestic stuff.
You'll love it, trust me.






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Check cheese sticks, fine. 0.02 seconds later you hear a sizzle coming from the oven and to your horror the cheesy goodness has oozed out all over the pan leaving you with the hollow shells of what might have been. Don’t think I go forgot about you either, pizza rolls. I’M GETTIN REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT GUYS.




If you try hard and believe in yourself, any pizza is a personal pizza.





DEAD😂😂







This. This is everything.




appledevice:

straightening out my priorities




THIS😂😂




Started eating and realized I was subconsciously digging a grave for my feels.



thesewindmills said: Purr-fect!

It’s the cats pajamas! Hahaha.





This sweat shirt is the best $5 I’ve ever spent😻